[Inspired by Hughes Mearn's Antigonish]
Yesterday while in the park,
I met a dog who didn't bark.
He didn't bark again today;
And yet a lot he had to say.
For though his lips were standing still,
There was a tree he'd marked at will.
I cocked a leg and promptly peed
To leave no doubt that I could read.
This evening when I sniffed near home,
I caught a message in the loam
To check the trees along the walk
So he could have a little talk.
—Shortfellow (aka Lord Zakwoof of Glenwoof)