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An apple a day keeps doctor away,

A chant in aid of health,
May scare and steer a tot or two
To value nutrient wealth.
 
An onion a day and none will stay,
A contrary child did think;
And so, today, curmudgeon Ray
Doth eat to make a stink.

Get garlic lei, keep devil at bay,
More tentative ones would say;
Not so for Ray who'd rather pay 
For all to stay away.