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Amusing verses that shine a light on mostly medical and grammatical topics

​When proofreading with an eye to perfection, there really is no substitute for good research. While one is always guided by the client's stated preferences regarding style, there is also a baseline understanding that serves as the foundation against which required differences are compared.

I will be offering some home-grown verses here that may be helpful for keeping certain basics in mind while adapting to the guidelines of a specific project, whether under the umbrella of CMOS, AP, APA, MLA, or other guidance.

They are not intended to be comprehensive regarding any particular issue. Rather, the purpose is to draw attention to identifiable aspects that are worth noting and make them memorable.

I think of these verses tongue in cheek as "Grammar Grist." Others that you find here will be more along the lines of "Medical Musings"; some might even qualify as a combination of the two.

It'll be fun. So, let's do it. Share the cheer everywhere.


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​(A proofreader's note regarding “disburse” and “disperse”)

To pay out money, “disburse,”
A person may carry a burse.
From cash he will “part”
As planned from the start,
Thus “dis” as in distance rehearse.

“Disperse” will not money involve,
Though “parting” of groups it will solve.
On persons or things
All spread to the wings,
Examples of “scatter” evolve.

With movement both words are concerned.
One only to finance is turned.
“Disburse” always money
Will have in its journey,
Perhaps in exchange for what's pawned.



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​(A proofreader's note regarding “portentous” and “pretentious”)

“Portentous,” related to “portent,”
Is never pronounced as portentious.
“Pretentious” may be the intention,
For “pretense” is thusly egregious.

Since portents are signs or omens,
“Portentous” relates to “momentous”
Though just as like to “ominous,”
While stretching in wonder to “pompous.”

Importance implied by “momentous”
Relates to a nature most serious;
“Portentous” may speak of a person
Who seeks to impress as prodigious.

This self-importance a basis
May find in real life for that person.
Instead, for the merely “pretentious,”
It's dream or pretense beyond reason.

Affectedly arrogant, haughty
Are synonyms two of many.
The key to “pretentious” is falsity, 
Of truth it’s natch the enemy.

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​(A proofreader's note regarding “vocation” and “avocation”)

One's “vocation” is the thing at which he works
For his main source of income and his perqs.
From it, he may vacation
To ply his “avocation,”
A diversion as enjoyed as any clerk's.

In our yard was a dog called Nick,
With a voice that was loud and thick;
To bark was his “vocation,”
To sniff, his “avocation,”
For the former was his calling and his shtick.

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(A proofreader's note regarding “exceptionable” and “exceptional”)

To take exception, one finds fault
With items thus excluded;
“Exceptionable” such things are,
On hand to be “excepted.”

The “able” adds the perfect clue,
Thus “open to objection.”
“Objectionable” it will mean,
A negative condition.

“Exceptional” though is positive
In almost all its usage,
Describing things above the norm,
“Superior” in their carriage.

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​(A proofreader's note regarding “insure” and “ensure”)

Restrict your “insuring” to finance

And use of “ensuring” thus enhance.
Since “ensure” guarantees,
While “insure” has its fees,
Some coins you will save in your pants.

​More versatile “ensure” than “insure,”

With certainty for situations more. 
In the case of money paid
In advance to loss abate,
Consider for appropriateness “insure.”